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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:19

Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Why is social media so anti-fee speech, and have they become total BS?
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
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Loons and Moons
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share office space ...
What do you say after "Hi" when chatting?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Then came..
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They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Does whey protein affect the kidneys?
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
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Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to