What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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So, the docs changed it to read

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They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Unacceptable again!

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Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to